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santanaslittlelesbo:

heartless:

when i was in elementary school this fucking bitch claimed that she was queen of the jungle gym and would never let anyone use it so i told her i was telling the teacher and i walked over to the teacher and pointed near her and said “isn’t the sky so pretty today” and she started crying because she thought i told and long story short i was the king of the mother fucking jungle gym

You live up to your url…

do you live up to yours?

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amazingsmosherisnotonfire:

maybeiwantthetrouble:

miss-doctorwho:

palaeobelle:

huntelaarr:

2005 wasn’t just 2005

it was the beginning of an era

Tell me about it

Doctor who;

Totally right

yup

(Source: tweezing, via neverlaughatlivingdragons)

mspgay:

snorlaxatives:

snorlaxatives:

aaaaalrighty-then:

snorlaxatives:

why is being alive so expensive

You spelled “suck” wrong.

???????????????????????????????

i literally can’t even tell what you’re trying to say

• why is being alive so suck
• why is being alive suck
• why is suck
• suck is being alive so expensive
• why suck so expensive

?????

 

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the-nargles-have-the-phone-box:

fuckyespasta:

So today in psychology class, I wasn’t really paying attention and I was just doodling in my sketch book, but then my friend nudged me and I looked up at the screen and these pictures were there:
And I started laughing at my teacher yelled at me because I was laughing at a mental illness. Long story short, I got kicked out of class.

Thank you for suffering through this extremely embarrassing ordeal to bring us this story

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